ce n'est pas une pistolet

An unfinished pass of my favorite gentle giant.

hipster lorax

King of the Drum Circle, this guy loves trees more than you do,

don't even try to compete.

one way tix

This one is for all my homies with no  return tickets.

the missing turtle

Found this guy the other day in a deserted shopping mall.  Possibly the lamest off-brand mutant turtle I've ever seen but I do have a soft spot for charity cases.  I'm calling him Botticelli.

Now here is my sincere effort to make this sad beast of burden less pervy:

P.S. Nobody is willing to pay .75$ to ride you, Botticelli.

king of the jungle

"I'm tired of monkeyin' around"

King Louie

Just some fun before the holidays.

Getting away from work is the real treat,

gaining 5 lb.'s is the fringe benefit.

chrono trigger

"We ask for your strength... Thee who fear'th the night and stand 'gainst the darkness."

Frog

to infinity

(Updated)

"Once we overcome our fear of being tiny, we find ourselves

on the threshold of a vast and awesome Universe that

utterly dwarfs — in time, in space, and in potential — the tidy

anthropocentric proscenium of our ancestors."

Sagan