Saturday, January 7, 2012

hipster lorax




King of the Drum Circle, this guy loves trees more than you do,
don't even try to compete.


Monday, January 2, 2012

the missing turtle

Found this guy the other day in a deserted shopping mall.  Possibly the lamest off-brand mutant turtle I've ever seen but I do have a soft spot for charity cases.  I'm calling him Botticelli.


Now here is my sincere effort to make this sad beast of burden less pervy:



P.S. Nobody is willing to pay .75$ to ride you, Botticelli.